I’ve done one day’s teaching this semester and immediately came down with a cold. So I distracted myself from the sniffles with Roman Polanski’s brand-new film maudit THE PALACE.
“Why are you watching a bad film?” Fiona asked.
“I’m not really sure it’s bad. I mean, it’s awful…”
At a luxury Alpine hotel, tireless staff try to make sure assorted rich Eurotrash have a Happy New Year as the clock ticks down to Y2K. Well, Polanski is certainly familiar with the jet set, and his grotesque comedy has a certain claim to at least accuracy. However, there are some familiar problems…
The unconvincing greenscreen which started to disfigure Polanski’s work from DEATH AND THE MAIDEN on, which disappeared more or less with THE PIANIST, is back. The snowscape surrounding this palace is a CGI Christmas card diorama which feels VERY CLOSE and VERY FAKE. A deliberate artificiality is always better than an unintentional one — but Polanski often uses fake scenery but always seems to want to achieve credibility.
The camerawork, I have to admit, is elegant. The cutting seems too eager to keep things moving, so that reactions to “funny” incidents are skipped. I can well understand the urge to shorten this farrago, but you can sense the missing footage. Alexandre Desplat’s score works hard to convince us that comedy is being done — always a bad sign.
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The comedy is crude, poorly timed, and very nasty. The pattern for the film may be the Altman network narrative of NASHVILLE or SHORT CUTS, but Altman’s films typically create a more convincing milieu, and the savage attack on the characters is justified by their various corruptions and meannesses, rather than mere disgust. And all Altman’s little stories, in his good films anyway, are STORIES. If you isolate and summarise a story from THE PALACE, you get something like “A rich crook inveigles an accountant into participating in an illegal scheme, the accountant gets drunk and we never find out what happens to the scheme.”
Polanski’s cruelty is particularly apparent in the use of a character with, it seems, dementia, whose antics we are supposed to find funny, and the various plastic-surgery-disfigured rich people who are played by real plastic-surgery-disfigured rich people. I don’t know whether I should feel sorry for Mickey Rourke or not, but at least the casting removes the active question “Does he realise what he looks like?” His trout mask replica features are here augmented by a bald cap and Andy Warhol wig. More dodgy is the casting of Sydne Rome, once the glamorous star of Polanski’s WHAT? It feels ungallant to remark on her appearance even if the person I want to criticise for it is the director.
When one goes to the places of the very rich, which I have only managed to do a couple of times, one does see these people, and so including them here is consistent with the film’s quasi-realist approach as well as its grotesque one. If you’re going to do satire… I should add that Rome gives a zesty performance. Why should Polanski cast people with natural faces and add makeup when there are plenty of good actors who have altered their features in such an extreme way that they can’t play anything other than modern rich plastic people?
The main argument against the casting is that it’s distressing, and the film is apparently meant to be funny. We don’t feel like laughing when we look at these poor bastards. Or I don’t.
A penguin wanders the corridors. Is this a nod to GREGORY’S GIRL?
There are SOME laughs, or at least amusing presences. Oliver Masucci from Dark is consistently fun to watch, just as he’s consistently dour in the time travel show. Rourke blowing his wig off with a champagne uncorking is stupidly funny. John Cleese is surprisingly good as a Texas billionaire, the first time in decades he hasn’t been mugging and overacting, and his fluting accent counters the gravel of his old man voice (ruined by all that shouting in his youth) so in his case a certain debilitating pathos is removed. He winds up reprising the Fawlty Towers episode about the corpse…
One bright spot is Polanski’s daughter Megane, who has appeared in a number of his films, usually in rather unflattering roles. Here she’s one of the few normal characters. A very un-starry role, but she’s completely convincing as a disgruntled chambermaid, has a certain low-key intensity, and I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her in future.
Strange to see that this is co-written by Polanski, Jerzy Skolimowski, and his writing partner and wife Ewa Piaskowska. None of whom is really a comedy specialist, nor do any of them speak English as their first language. But I can understand Polanski wanting to make what he says is to be his last film with Skolimowski, though, since he was a collaborator on Polanski’s very first feature, KNIFE IN THE WATER. I just think they should have chosen a more suitable subject for their proven talents.
I vaguely recall one reviewer (Derek Malcolm?) dismissing an earlier Polanski comedy (PIRATES?) by saying he wanted Polanski to get back to being unpleasant about serious subjects. I like dark comedy, but there are limits — sometimes, with Polanski, you get something that is really unpleasant and it seems as if the mere unpleasantness is what’s supposed to make us laugh. We cannot, surely, be amused by the sight of the lawyer in PIRATES who’s had his tongue cut out and now lives for booze. If he’s meant to be funny, we’re entitled to know WHAT about him is supposed to make us laugh.
Nothing here is QUITE that horrible, but it’s all quite witless — the sole “funny” thing about Fanny Ardant’s character is that her wee dog has diarrhoea. A retired porn star breaks his nose on the ski slope — and that is his entire character arc. “Am I going to have a bandage on my nose?” “Yes! You will look like that actor in that film… what was the name of that film?”