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Seven Aside

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2019 by dcairns

More from WEEKEND MURDERS director Michele Lupo. SETTE VOLTE SETTE (SEVEN TIMES SEVEN) steals the premise of TWO WAY STRETCH but elaborates it in fun ways. Again, we’re in England, this time 1968 London. A team of seven prisoners (plus tagalong Lionel Stander) with names beginning with B (for some reason) try to break out of prison and back in again, unnoticed, committed a heist while at liberty to give themselves the perfect alibi. And all while the prison staff are distracted by the world cup (Everton versus Sheffield Wednesday, whatever that means).

Entirely gratuitous b&w set

Gastone Moschin from WEEKEND MURDERS is back as the ringleader, Benjamin Burton Brain, and there are cameos from Adolfo Celli and, almost inevitably, Terry-Thomas. Lupo directs with typical frenzy — extreme low angles, Dutch tilts, crash zooms, restless tracking shots, frequent resource to handheld, frenetic cutting…

Because the goal is to make this as touristically British as possible, the heist is carried out with a London double-decker bus as getaway car (Brain keeps it in his suburban garage, impossibly) and the music is very ITALIAN JOB. This is like the Italian cinema’s answer to that national insult. It’s a very affectionate response.

There are no subtitles for this so I cheerfully watched the English dub. The setting and some of the casting (cameo from David Lodge — who is in TWO WAY STRETCH) helps make that acceptable. I’m not sure if Moschin is playing gay or just very posh, but whoever’s dubbing him has decided on the former.

The movie may be derivative but it anticipates the OCEAN’S 11 reboot with a parkour/acrobat guy and a movie screen showing an image filmed in a duplicate set, used to flummox security camera (the prison is a magnificent Victorian panopticon but behind there scenes there’s lots of Bondian tech, appropriate enough since Celli is in charge. He probably had it in his contract.

As with the original OCEAN’S there’s a bitter ending as the plan goes ironically awry, but as with TOPKAPI there’s always the dream of a successful future job — the days of actually lucrative capers are still some way off. Funny, that — nowadays all heists must be successful and you couldn’t get away with the unresolved cliffhanger of THE ITALIAN JOB, the total ruination of RIFIFI or even Sinatra and gang’s long, disillusioned promenade…

SETTE VOLTE SETTE stars Fanucci; Archie Goodwin; Jekyll; Lord Alex Burman AKA Flashman; D’Artagnan, Maciste; Emmanuelle; Major Hitchcock; Emilio Largo; Calibos; Squire Trelawney; Ernest Hemingway (old); and Jelly Knight.


Posted in FILM with tags , on December 30, 2019 by dcairns

The Sunday Intertitle: Flumkins

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , , on December 29, 2019 by dcairns

The eight-minute comedy A SHY YOUTH — originally LES TIMIDITES DE RIGADIN — is from the DVD set GIRLS RUN WILD, and shows what happens when “the Flumkins” — who knows what THEY were originally called — go out for the night. Their servants all dress up in their clothes and have a right old knees-up.

I hope this is based on documented fact. I’d feel a lot better if the domestic staff of the early twentieth century entertained themselves in this revolutionary manner.

When Charles Prince, AKA Rigadin, in the role of young Mr. Pusher, the shy youth, shows up, he mistakes the shadows for reality like some Platonic cave-dweller — that is, he believes the servants are the Flumkins. He’s plied with drink and invited to have a right old knees-up to the tune of Lohengrin, played on the parlour upright, and to put him in the proper spirit, the saucy maid dresses him up in a suit of armour made from kitchenware, Ned Kelly fashion, with a funnel on his head for a bit of Tin Woodsman panache.

This is from the cinematic school of “one camera angle per room.”

A few mysteries here: the English intertitles appear to have replotted the film, transforming Rigadin’s character, originally the fiance of the young lady of the house, into a visiting relative of a friend, which explains why he doesn’t rumble the trick being played. It also makes his eventual embarrassment and banishment slightly less mean.

He’s a hideous actor and I never want to see him again.

Rigadin’s frequent co-star, Mistinguett, is credited as playing the fiancee on the IMDb, but that’s a nothing role. I think she has the juicier role of the maid.

Oh, very well:

Rigadin and Mistinguett again. It’s a year later, and the camera has crept closer, allowing us a less imperfect view of the mugging and telegraphing. Has somebody taken out all the intertitles, and are we supposed to be able to figure out what’s going on from the pantomime alone? Some titles do belatedly appear, just when we don’t need them.

It’s quite an unpleasant, reactionary story. I suggest you don’t watch it.

A pan is attempted at the twenty second mark, which actually takes us from a doctor’s waiting room into the surgery, passing across an imaginary wall (if we can have an invisible fourth wall, goes the reasoning, why not make the third one invisible too? Next stop, DOGVILLE!) It anticipates those Ophuls and early Kubrick films where the camera is always showing off its phantasmal prowess by passing through the set walls.

Kind of wanted this one to just keep going until it found a better play to photograph. One pictures those old movie studios where they’re shooting four films at once, all in different genres… maybe Segundo de Chomon is raising demons on the next set?