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they may even be grateful to you
for their first sexual experience
which only cost you a quarter
and didn’t upset the peaceful home
oh mothers you will have made the little tykes
so happy because if nobody does pick them up in the movies
they won’t know the difference
and if somebody does it’ll be sheer gravy
and they’ll have been truly entertained either way
I recall the days when kids – including me – used to hang around the foyer of cinemas showing an A-rated film and approach lone men with the request “Take us in, mister?”
shadowplay
February 26, 2011 at 10:09 pm
here he comes…the Beast of the Rialto..
February 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Heh heh. The Roxy groper.
February 27, 2011 at 1:28 am
The fondler of Fox theater.
February 27, 2011 at 2:50 am
Annoyance 2011: a constellation of glowing illuminated smartphones as bored cinema audiences relay boredom via txt msg.
February 27, 2011 at 2:55 am
Frank O’Hara on cinema groping/fondling:
they may even be grateful to you
for their first sexual experience
which only cost you a quarter
and didn’t upset the peaceful home
oh mothers you will have made the little tykes
so happy because if nobody does pick them up in the movies
they won’t know the difference
and if somebody does it’ll be sheer gravy
and they’ll have been truly entertained either way
(from “Ave Maria”)
February 27, 2011 at 4:27 am
..I go to all the Chic flicks wearing nothing but an overcoat..
February 27, 2011 at 11:04 am
In my mother’s youth, creepy men in cinemas was a real social problem, so I guess the little glowing windows are a lesser evil.
Maybe someone will combine the two by sending pornographic texts?
February 27, 2011 at 12:38 pm
I recall the days when kids – including me – used to hang around the foyer of cinemas showing an A-rated film and approach lone men with the request “Take us in, mister?”
February 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Oh my God. That just sounds so problematic. According to the South Park movie, such practice is still going on due to the silly R rating.
February 27, 2011 at 2:57 pm