The return of the Limerwreck — the Howard Hughes 3D stripperthon SON OF SINBAD is a weird and delightful Arabian Nights entertainment, featuring eighth-century pole-dancing and Vincent Price as tent-maker and aspiring poet Omar Khayam. Just the kind of thing to stir my poetic muse, if that’s what you call it.
The sensation you get in your spine
Is the work of a creature malign
With a horrible crack
It’ll fracture your back
And render you truly supine.