The mighty Anne Billson was just saying on Twitter that not many films have the word “thigh” in the title.
She suggested Rock n Roll Thigh School, Thigh School Musical, American Thigh, Thigh Robot, Thigh-Rise, Thighlander, Thigh Noon, Thighlight…
All I could think of was THIGH ME UP THIGH ME DOWN and THIGH LIVE BY NIGHT. OK, also THE THIGHLAND OF LOST SOULS, THE THIGHS OF LAURA MARS, THIGH KNOW WHERE THIGH’M GOING, THIGHRON MAN, THE THIGHGER SANCTION, I THIGHED A THOUSAND TIMES, NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND THIGHS.
But we never attached a hashtag saying #MakeAFilmThigh-y so it didn’t become a meme or anything.
Sadly, I’ve forgotten what trailer the word “thigh” above comes from. Maybe some expert in erotica like Professor Joseph Slade can tell us. The word “fat” is a cheat: I freeze-framed the trailer for the boring Raquel Welch romp FATHOM as the title was wiping onto the screen. Have I just disillusioned you?
Why not try making a film thigh-y yourself, if you have some spare life to waste?
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