Have a Seat


7 Responses to “Have a Seat”

  1. I would like to order a pair of shock socks please. Size large.

  2. MAXIMUM shock socks, yes.

  3. Thanks for the heads-up!

  4. Forewarned is forearmed.

  5. bensondonald Says:

    I’m imagining a ticket booth girl taking it upon herself to screen out the emotionally unstable regulars.

    Back in the day, the notice “For Mature Audiences Only” was almost invariably applied to movies no mature adult would go anywhere near. And the “Accompanied by an Adult” rating meant, for most of us preteen boys, we couldn’t see women with their shirts off unless we’re sitting with one or both parents.

  6. Maybe propsective cinema patrons could quickly take the Montreal Test or something before being allowed in to see ‘Aroused.’ If they can identify a drawing of a lion correctly, they’re good to go.

  7. Bensondonald: what, pray tell, is a “ticket booth girl” ?

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