Fat Thigh

The mighty Anne Billson was just saying on Twitter that not many films have the word “thigh” in the title.

She suggested Rock n Roll Thigh School, Thigh School Musical, American Thigh, Thigh Robot, Thigh-Rise, Thighlander, Thigh Noon, Thighlight…

All I could think of was THIGH ME UP THIGH ME DOWN and THIGH LIVE BY NIGHT. OK, also THE THIGHLAND OF LOST SOULS, THE THIGHS OF LAURA MARS, THIGH KNOW WHERE THIGH’M GOING, THIGHRON MAN, THE THIGHGER SANCTION, I THIGHED A THOUSAND TIMES, NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND THIGHS.

But we never attached a hashtag saying #MakeAFilmThigh-y so it didn’t become a meme or anything.

Sadly, I’ve forgotten what trailer the word “thigh” above comes from. Maybe some expert in erotica like Professor Joseph Slade can tell us. The word “fat” is a cheat: I freeze-framed the trailer for the boring Raquel Welch romp FATHOM as the title was wiping onto the screen. Have I just disillusioned you?

Why not try making a film thigh-y yourself, if you have some spare life to waste?

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15 Responses to “Fat Thigh”

  1. Charlie Cockey Says:

    Thighed Little Island
    The Thigh and the Nighty
    Thigh Sierra
    Hard Day’s Thigh
    Thighed Heat (Top o’ the leg, ma!!)
    Thigh-Line Fever
    Lost Thighway (I know it was here last time… )
    Thigh of the Phoenix
    The Thighing

    Taking slightly looser liberties:

    The Thigh-High Gesture
    Heaven’s Thigh (OK, that’s a stretch)

    We could even branch out into other sibilantly obscurant perversions such as:

    The Thong of Bernadette (no no – we’ll have nun of that)
    Thing Thong

    More anon, I’m sure. Curse you, Cairns-man!!

  2. What Thighs Beneath
    Manchester Thigh the Sea
    The Thigh’s the Limit

  3. Thigh! Thigh! My Darling!
    Each Dawn I Thigh
    Thigh Danger
    Thigh Beautiful Laundrette

  4. The Thigh Who Came in From the Cold
    Thigh Thigh Birdie
    GoldenThigh
    Four Thighs on Grey Velvet

  5. Secrets and Thighs
    Thigh-Raq
    Tough Thighs Don’t Dance
    A Thigh Named Joe

  6. Kisses and Thighs

  7. Just a few from the art house circuit (though some may have appeared on the marquees of The Deuce): “Thigh Vitelloni”, “Thigh and Low”, Withnail and Thigh”, “Thigh Am Curious (Yellow)”, “Thighs and Whispers” (this I saw, a moving drama of three sisters coping with one’s mortal battle with cellulite), “Thighs Without a Face”, “Thigh Night at Maud’s”, “Lord of the Thighs” and “Twenty-Four Thighs” (may be a documentary on the Rockettes, but I’m not sure).

  8. bensondonald Says:

    Love Thigh Neighbor
    Thighs That Bind
    Thighs of the Planet of the Apes
    Thigh to Remember
    Thigh, Monster, Thigh

  9. Thighs Wide Shut
    Thigh Walked With a Zombie
    Lost Thighway
    Thigh, Tonya

  10. *gasps for breath*
    Live and Let Thigh
    The Thigh Who Loved Me
    Thigh Another Day
    Those Magnificent Men in their Thighing Machines
    Thigh, Mom!
    True Thighs
    Ride the Thigh Country

  11. chris schneider Says:

    The “Thigh Don’t Care” Girl
    Thigh Love Melvin
    Thigh Was An Adventuress
    The Thigh That Loved Me
    Thigh Was An American Spy

  12. bensondonald Says:

    Bridge on the River Thigh
    Blue Thighs
    Tough Thighs Don’t Dance
    Catcher in the Thigh

  13. The FB Thigh Story
    The Story of G Thigh Joe
    The Man with the X-Ray Thighs
    Dark Thighs of London

  14. Thigh Noon. The Beast With a 1,000 Thighs. 12 O’Clock Thigh. Thigh Own Private Idaho.

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