Fat Thigh
The mighty Anne Billson was just saying on Twitter that not many films have the word “thigh” in the title.
She suggested Rock n Roll Thigh School, Thigh School Musical, American Thigh, Thigh Robot, Thigh-Rise, Thighlander, Thigh Noon, Thighlight…
All I could think of was THIGH ME UP THIGH ME DOWN and THIGH LIVE BY NIGHT. OK, also THE THIGHLAND OF LOST SOULS, THE THIGHS OF LAURA MARS, THIGH KNOW WHERE THIGH’M GOING, THIGHRON MAN, THE THIGHGER SANCTION, I THIGHED A THOUSAND TIMES, NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND THIGHS.
But we never attached a hashtag saying #MakeAFilmThigh-y so it didn’t become a meme or anything.
Sadly, I’ve forgotten what trailer the word “thigh” above comes from. Maybe some expert in erotica like Professor Joseph Slade can tell us. The word “fat” is a cheat: I freeze-framed the trailer for the boring Raquel Welch romp FATHOM as the title was wiping onto the screen. Have I just disillusioned you?
Why not try making a film thigh-y yourself, if you have some spare life to waste?
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January 15, 2018 at 2:26 pm
Thighed Little Island
The Thigh and the Nighty
Thigh Sierra
Hard Day’s Thigh
Thighed Heat (Top o’ the leg, ma!!)
Thigh-Line Fever
Lost Thighway (I know it was here last time… )
Thigh of the Phoenix
The Thighing
Taking slightly looser liberties:
The Thigh-High Gesture
Heaven’s Thigh (OK, that’s a stretch)
We could even branch out into other sibilantly obscurant perversions such as:
The Thong of Bernadette (no no – we’ll have nun of that)
Thing Thong
More anon, I’m sure. Curse you, Cairns-man!!
January 15, 2018 at 2:28 pm
Thigh Society
January 15, 2018 at 5:24 pm
What Thighs Beneath
Manchester Thigh the Sea
The Thigh’s the Limit
January 15, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Thigh! Thigh! My Darling!
Each Dawn I Thigh
Thigh Danger
Thigh Beautiful Laundrette
January 15, 2018 at 6:49 pm
The Thigh Who Came in From the Cold
Thigh Thigh Birdie
GoldenThigh
Four Thighs on Grey Velvet
January 15, 2018 at 6:54 pm
Secrets and Thighs
Thigh-Raq
Tough Thighs Don’t Dance
A Thigh Named Joe
January 15, 2018 at 8:31 pm
Kisses and Thighs
January 15, 2018 at 9:57 pm
Just a few from the art house circuit (though some may have appeared on the marquees of The Deuce): “Thigh Vitelloni”, “Thigh and Low”, Withnail and Thigh”, “Thigh Am Curious (Yellow)”, “Thighs and Whispers” (this I saw, a moving drama of three sisters coping with one’s mortal battle with cellulite), “Thighs Without a Face”, “Thigh Night at Maud’s”, “Lord of the Thighs” and “Twenty-Four Thighs” (may be a documentary on the Rockettes, but I’m not sure).
January 15, 2018 at 11:09 pm
Love Thigh Neighbor
Thighs That Bind
Thighs of the Planet of the Apes
Thigh to Remember
Thigh, Monster, Thigh
January 16, 2018 at 12:08 am
Thighs Wide Shut
Thigh Walked With a Zombie
Lost Thighway
Thigh, Tonya
January 16, 2018 at 1:17 am
*gasps for breath*
Live and Let Thigh
The Thigh Who Loved Me
Thigh Another Day
Those Magnificent Men in their Thighing Machines
Thigh, Mom!
True Thighs
Ride the Thigh Country
January 16, 2018 at 6:54 am
The “Thigh Don’t Care” Girl
Thigh Love Melvin
Thigh Was An Adventuress
The Thigh That Loved Me
Thigh Was An American Spy
January 16, 2018 at 7:49 am
Bridge on the River Thigh
Blue Thighs
Tough Thighs Don’t Dance
Catcher in the Thigh
January 16, 2018 at 9:11 am
The FB Thigh Story
The Story of G Thigh Joe
The Man with the X-Ray Thighs
Dark Thighs of London
June 17, 2019 at 9:21 pm
Thigh Noon. The Beast With a 1,000 Thighs. 12 O’Clock Thigh. Thigh Own Private Idaho.