Nuts and Pumpkins

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Two new films from old favourites at Edinburgh.

Bruce MacDonald’s PONTYPOOL is still one of my favourite genre films from the past decade or so, so I was expecting good things from his new one, HELLIONS. Sadly, I found it really thin — monofilament thin, basically an extended dream sequence in which none of the horror — pregnant teen tormented by supernatural trick-or-treaters — registers because none of it feels real. Nor does it feel like a real dream or a real psychotic break. The film spends about ten minutes in reality setting up its characters, and the rest goes to show that good actors are helpless without strong writing to give them material to work with. Nice to see Robert Patrick, though, amusingly still dressed as a cop.

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Peter Bogdanovich’s SHE’S FUNNY THAT WAY references his previous movies WHAT’S UP DOC, NOISES OFF, and THEY ALL LAUGHED, or at least reminds me of them, and it features actors from throughout his long career, including Cybill Shepherd and Tatum O’Neal and Colleen Camp. More substantial roles are taken by Austin Pendleton and George Morfogen, who both appeared in WHAT’S UP DOC? The leads are Imogen Poots and Owen Wilson. But a hot newcomer named Jennifer Anniston walks off with the picture.

Developed under the title SQUIRRELS TO THE NUTS, the film centres on theatre director Wilson’s habit of quoting Charles Boyer’s “nuts to the squirrels/squirrels to the nuts” speech from Lubitsch’s CLUNY BROWN. Wilson quotes this speech to the escort girls whose services he employs, before gifting them with large sums to help them turn their lives around. So here’s a character who relies on escort girls for company (though he’s married) but likes to retire them so they can earn a living some better way. Odd, when you think about it.

My worry going in was that this was going to be autobiographical — Bogdanovich co-wrote it with his partner Louise Stratten. There are lines early on about printing the legend and rewriting history to make it more glamorous. So the fear was, is this going to be an attempt to rewrite the tragic fate of Dorothy Stratten? Is the world ready for STAR 80, the romcom?

(Playmate-turned actress Dorothy Stratten was romanced by Bogdanovich, starred in one of his movies, and was horribly murdered by her ex-husband. Bogdanovich then began a longterm relationship with her sister, Louise. The press accused him of having plastic surgery performed on Louise to make her more closely resemble the late Dorothy. A juicy VERTIGO tale of necrophilia — the truth appears to be that Louise needed dental work and Bogdanovich paid for it. Not actually that sinister.)

The urge to recreate a story with an intolerable ending and make it sweet is an understandable one, so the only question would be whether the film succeeds or if the result is just creepy. In fact, due to the charm of Poots and Wilson and the rest (Bogdanovich’s skill with actors remains truly impressive), the movie is sweet and likable and fun. The farce writing isn’t as tight, as logical or as surprising as it could be, and there are a few missteps — you can’t get a laugh by having a young lead punch spry but septuagenarian Pendleton — that wouldn’t even have been funny in 1972 — but there’s also a lot or warmth and joy. But the person who actually makes it funny is Anniston, playing the world’s worst shrink.

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Filling in for her respected mom (Joanna Lumley, whose only onscreen appearance is during her credit in the end titles), Anniston’s character is constitutionally unsuited to her job: foul-tempered, intolerant, judgemental and compulsively indiscreet, she blunders hilariously through her every scene. The stuff with her boyfriend isn’t so great — we’ve seen Madeline Kahn do the nagging shrew bit, and MK can never be surpassed, but the shrink schtick is persistently a scream. Keep an eye on this Anniston person, she’ll go far.

Defiantly old-fashioned, the movie looks back warmly at Hollywood history, of which Bogdanovich’s earlier films are now part. I don’t know if it can possibly be a success in the modern marketplace. But that isn’t my concern. I liked it. I like Bogdanovich for making it.

 

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4 Responses to “Nuts and Pumpkins”

  1. He (Bogdanovich) was in Larry Edmund’s Bookshop on Hollywood Boulevard recently; I was in search of a birthday book for my hubby. Although Bogdanovich was there as a customer he still dealt remarkably politely with an eager fan or two. How, I wonder, did I miss She’s Funny That Way? The casting is mouth-and-eye watering – when I saw that Graydon Carter is playing a limo driver I hugged myself in an abandoned moment of sheer delight.

    I re-watched Pontypool the other week – it’s So. Fucking. Good.
    And thus your comments on Hellions are particularly disappointing.

    Finally – clearing throat – you *do* know, surely, that Jennifer spells her surname with *one* “n”? Aniston.

  2. For anyone who hasn’t seen Pontypool, it might be the best genre film you haven’t seen. That good.

    Hellions has some interesting filmmaking — a fancy splitscreen sequence recalls The Tracy Fragments — but, unusually for MacDonald, it lacks ideas. Unlike Yuzna’s Necronomicon episode, it manages to avoid becoming a misogynistic anti-abortion tract, though it sometimes feels like one. Still, MacDonald has plenty of energy and I’m sure he’ll stun us all next time.

    I’m not sure if the Bogdanovich has opened properly in the US yet — you may still get your chance.

  3. “She’s Funny That Way” hasn’t opened in the U.S. yet but will shortly. I found it deliciously hilarious — easily one of PB’s best. What sets it apart is its speed. He really guns it to the floor all the way through — which is especially helpful for farce.

  4. Farce being tragedy at double speed — a truism that was never truer than here.

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