Blind Tuesday: Max Carrados Investigates

It’s high time I did another “blind person in jeopardy” post, I was just thinking, so here we go.

The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes was an ITV series of 1971-2 based around the idea that Victorian London was swarming with sleuths, and maybe some of them were interesting enough to warrant televisual treatment of their own. The show ran for two series, with an amazing roster of guest stars impersonating the forgotten flatfoots (flatfeet?), but as to whether any of them really deserve to be called “rivals” of the Baker Street genius, one would have to fall back on the old Scottish verdict of “not proven.”


In The Case of the Mirror of Portugal, Peter Vaughn Vaughan plays Arthur Morrison’s shady private eye Horace Dorrington, a shameless crook who defrauds his customers, his only saving grace being that he gives the money to charity. Or so we’re supposed to believe. Vaughan is always good at playing menace, fake bonhomie and overbearing ebullience shading into aggression, and these qualities combine with his threatening bulk to rob the character of any lightness he might have had. He quips archly with clients about the deaths of family members, though this is meant to be excused by the customers being foreign and therefore devoid of true family feeling; he’s also a merciless taskmaster with his quavering staff (Kenneth Colley and Petronella Barker). Of course, Holmes was lacking in some of the social graces, but he stood for something, damnit. Reason, possibly.

The episode does feature a touchingly young Jeremy Irons and a heartbreakingly alive Paul Eddington.


James Cossins (left) and John Neville.

A Message from the Deep Sea stars John Neville, Baron Munchausen himself, as Dr Thorndyke — no relation to Mel Brooks’ headshrinker in HIGH ANXIETY, but certainly a close relative of Edinburgh physician Dr Joseph Bell, who inspired Sherlock Holmes in the first place. He’s another arrogant dick, but thanks to Neville’s elegant playing the show’s final scene turns on a dime from plea for preserving the sanctity of the crime scene, to something rather poetic and mysterious. Neville’s dreamy quality must be what commended him to Gilliam.


And so to Max Carrados, Ernest Bramah’s blind detective, essayed by Robert Stephens with plummy relish in The Case of the Missing Witness, just after he took the role of Holmes himself (played with a touch of Oscar Wilde) in THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES — my favourite Holmes movie. I didn’t think this story made the best use of a blind detective — Fred Zinnemann’s EYES IN THE NIGHT has a good handle on the idea, and I also enjoyed Dario Argento’s CAT O NINE TAILS for its investigations by Karl Malden. Carrados is smart, but this particular plot depends on him happening to meet a key witness at just the time he’s establishing a false alibi for a Fenian terrorist, so the heavy hand of coincidence rather spoils my engagement in Carrados and his brilliance. In fact, I don’t even require him to be brilliant — I would love to see a blind detective based on Mr. Muckle in IT’S A GIFT, rampaging around the crime scenes smashing everything in (everybody else’s) sight, while Dr Thorndyke looks on aghast. Why has no commissioning editor put this on air, starring Robson Green? Since all the other Holmes rivals are a bunch of horrible swine, why not the one who at least has a disability in mitigation? Probably people will still feel sorry for him so he might as well flail about violently and smack them in the face.

12 Responses to “Blind Tuesday: Max Carrados Investigates”

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  3. I recently became something of a Vaughn fan, having watched him grope his greasy way through SYMPTOMS and DIE! MY DARLING (aka FANATIC) in quick succession.

    As for blind detectives, in addition to Malden in CONT, don’t forget Van Johnson in 23 PACES TO BAKER STREET and Anthony Steffen in the giallo reboot (reglove?), THE CRIMES OF THE BLACK CAT.

  4. Let’s hear it for Mr. Muckle.

  5. Tsk. Had convinced myself that Robert was a Vaughan and Peter was a Vaughn.

    Yes, I wrote about Johnson and Steffen’s turns, but they weren’t professional ‘tecs. It takes a particular self-confidence to set up shop as a sightless eye, I think.

    Peter Vauaghan will live forever in the UK public consciousness as Grouty in the TV show Porridge, making an indelible impression with just a few appearances. The cariest man in British sitcoms, at least until The League of Gentlemen came along. He’s also a favourite of Terry Gilliam’s, making an excellent Troll in Time Bandits and a jovial yet sinister Santa in Brazil.

    That Holmes show looks not bad!

  6. Malden didn’t play a shamus either. He was a retired journo who designed crosswords.

  7. Spotted: Hammer diva connection! Vaughan was Tallulah’s horny handyman in FANATIC and James Cossins was Bette’s pervy progeny in THE ANNIVERSARY.

  8. I haven’t seen the series, but I notice that it adapts one of the Eugene Valmont stories. I have fond memories of reading about that self-important French shamus, and I hope TV did him justice.

  9. Valmont appears in season 2, embodied by the magnificent, if neckless, Charles Gray. Hopefully I’ll get to that one in time.

  10. Ah yes, Jonny Lee Miller as Derren Brown playing Sherlock Holmes :-)
    ‘Rivals’ looks worth a checking out, cheers!

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