Archive for April 2, 2011

Safe

Posted in FILM with tags , on April 2, 2011 by dcairns

Yes! This blog is brought to you on 100% safe, non-flammable, approved Kodascope safety film. An enclosing booth is not required. No longer need you read film blogs encased in a soundproof, flameproof, radiation-proof enclosing booth. The makers of Shadowplay guarantee that their product will NOT, at an instant, burst into flames and leave you unconvincingly disfigured like that man in MYSTERY OF THE WAX MUSEUM or that other, similar man in HOUSE OF WAX.

We doubt the competition can make similar claims.