Balsa Minarets

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THE SINGING BLACKSMITH. A town in New Jersey is transplanted to a Russia of the mind by the simple addition of balsa minarets. Such is the no-budget magic of Edgar Ulmer.

My friend Mary Gordon, organising a screening of all Ulmer’s Yiddish films, booked me to introduce this one, probably the weakest of the set, at Edinburgh’s Filmhouse last Sunday. There’s not that much to say about the film, except that the lead is called Moyshe Oysher (and I had to remind myself not to call him Oyshe Moysher, because that would be ridiculous) and the young Moyshe is played by Herschel Bernardi, the voice of the Jolly Green Giant. Ho ho.

I decided to tell the story of how Ulmer was booted out of Universal after running away with the script girl, who was unfortunately wed to one of the Laemmle family who ran the studio, and how he came East to pursue work opportunities outside of the mainstream — the Yiddish films and the negro films resulted from this decision, eventually leading to the Poverty Row thrillers Ulmer is most famous for. And then it hit me that the negligible plot of THE SINGING BLACKSMITH, in which the musical ironworker has an affair with a newly married woman, had autobiographical elements that would tie the whole thing together nicely.

in-the-loop

And then I was off to see IN THE LOOP, that rare, almost unique, thing — a British comedy that’s funny. True, Armando Iannucci’s political satire doesn’t have the kinetic bustle of Edgar Wright’s SHAUN OF THE DEAD or HOT FUZZ, but it shouldn’t. It has an understated documentary flavour which works, without ever actually doing anything interesting. It’s left to the actors to drive the comedy forward, and here Iannucci is in safe hands: Tom Hollander, Gina McKee and Chris Addison are brilliant as the “normal” British characters, the politicos who successfully cover their moral shortcomings with the fumbling and prevarication of regular folks, while the more outwardly evil figures make them jump this way and that. We also get James Gandolfini as a general, and Anna Chlumsky (aw! little Anna Chlumsky!”) with her weird and lovely grown-up face sitting on the front of her head like a confused stranger.

David Rasche plays a “boring psychopath” on the US side (the film deals with Brit-US negotiations in the run-up to an unspecified war in the Middle East) with cold, calm deliberation, providing a bracing contrast to Peter Capaldi’s parliamentary pit-bull, Malcolm Tucker (one of the few characters Iannucci has transferred directly from his TV show, The Thick of It), a hysterically vicious, sweary Scotsman (even traditional valedictions become opportunities for creative cursing, hence “Fucketty-bye!”). I recently ran down Capaldi’s career highlights for a student, who was impressed that the gangling naif in Bill Forsyth’s LOCAL HERO was also the Oscar-winning director of short film FRANZ KAFKA’S IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (balsa minaret link: Capaldi’s enchanting miniature of Prague), and the loud, violent-tempered Director of Communications here.

Iannucci, a Glaswegian Italian-Scot, gets great mileage from this seemingly one-note character, and tops the gag with the introduction of the pit-bull’s pet pit-bull, Jamie McDonald, played by Paul Higgins, who is even more ferocious, foul-mouthed and threatening than himself. My favourite moment of anger from him was his response to UN chairman Sir Jonathan Tutt’s choice of music, some kind of operatic lieder: “It’s just VOWELS!” Impressive how much fury a Scotsman can inject into the word “vowels”.

11 Responses to “Balsa Minarets”

  1. Jim Hoberman has written quite a lot about Yiddish films in general, and Ulmer’s Yiddish films in particular.

    Meanwhile on the Goyish front: my friend Jeff Weinstein has the REAL inside scoop on “American Idol” (not as off-topic as you might suspect, given that Adam Lambert is Jewish.)

  2. Even without having seen IN THE LOOP, I love the “It’s just vowels!” line.

    More often than I can think, The Husband Figure has heard me talking back at the television, telling some-inept-singer-or-other on Letterman that he/she should “Remember … consonants are your *friends*! Let them work for you!”

  3. I’m all for consonants. We’re rather short of them in Scotland.

    Great piece by your friend, David.

  4. A friend of mine keeps on having her local cafe invaded by Alastair Campbell real life ‘inspiration’ for the hideous Malcom Tucker – if it was me I’d be running up to him and braining him with the nearest blunt instrument after the Kelly incident.

    Hastily reading ‘When Joseph Met Molly’ for the screening of The Light Adhead tomorrow…

  5. I just realised I had an Arianne Ulmer interview sitting unread in the house, which I could usefully have exploited for that intro!

    I heard a nice story about former film festival director Shane Danielsen’s encounter with Michael Portillo in a cafe… Well, not a nice story, actually, but a very gratifying one. It involves the forthright use of a single Anglo-Saxon swearword…

    Some bright spark got Campbell to review In The Loop. Of course, he said it wasn’t funny. But I don’t really look to modern politicians for advice on comedy.

  6. Can report back that the Fake Shetel in The Singing Blacksmith and The Light Ahead was actually a monastry in New Jersey bounded on one side by a nudist camp and the other a pro nazi org’s camp with the sympathetic monks allowing them to film – errect balasa minarets and apparetly with their long beards appear as extras in the shetel !

    Oh and someone said to me yesterday that the fax kicking indicident is something that GORDON BROWN DID !

    Can someone explain to me how that Portillo appears to have rehabilitated himself into a resemblence of a human being ? cosying up to Diane Abbott on that sofa…. I must have missed something while napping…

  7. The enchanting miniature of Prague featured in Franz Kafka’s It’s a Wonderful Life was the work of a former colleague of mine, the lovely and talented Tab Neal.

    She told me once of how her brother, TV producer Gub Neal, used to take her to the pub to sound out ideas. One time, over a pint in Camberwell, she listened increasingly uneasily as he told her of a crime drama he was mulling over that would feature an alcoholic, gambling addict psychiatrist who helped the police solve crimes by getting inside the heads of the perpetrators. “Nah”, said Tab, “sounds ridiculous.” “Nobody’ll watch that.”

    Cracker.

  8. Oh yes and Arianne’s first appearance in film was in The Light Ahead aged 2 as a toddling goathearder. She spoiled several takes as she didn’t like the way they smelled by complaining loudly ‘NO Goats No Goats’ !

  9. Seamas O'Reilly Says:

    Possibly irrelevant Scottish accent digression: Have you yet encountered Simon Pegg’s attempt at a jaunty, highland brogue in JJ Abrams’ Star Trek reboot? I thought it showed great bravery on his part – and his agent’s – to let that one go out as is.

  10. “No goats!” I love it.

    Tab, Gub… when they were handing out names in that family, were they eating buns at the same time? Handy hint: if you’re going to name someone while eating a bun, “Bob” is the only safe option.

    I was always fascinated by Gub’s name.

    Michael Portillo was on TV a week or so back participating in anger experiments on the science show Horizon. Some genius had worked out that a show devoted to mistreating and annoying a former Tory politician would be a ratings smash.

    As for his reinvention on the Abbott and Portillo Show, I think it began when he agreed to live as a single mother for a week, and emerged sympathetically to many. The fact that it had never occurred to him that life on a low income might be, well, difficult, did not win me over.

    The fax thing is great. How reassuring that we’ve got someone that childish running the country.

  11. I believe they changed things around on him — he researched an East coast version, since Scottie’s backstory says he’s from Linlithgow. Then they told him they wanted wets coast, since he’s a bit of a scrapper (why that should necessitate a geographical shift I don’t know). So he probably had little time to adapt it. Since he’s basically played as a comedy character, I thought the silly voice was acceptable, and it’s at least recognisable what he’s trying to do, unlike with early Doohan.

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