The Wrong-Eyed Jesus
“Look — it’s Jesus!”
That first subtitle in LA DOLCE VITA, as a giant Christ flies by, slung from a helicopter, causing bikini babes to rise from their sun loungers in mildly surprised recognition, always cracks me up.
What’s the occasion? Why, it’s Easter in Romania! Time for a seasonal caption competition. All suggestions must be lines from existing films, intended to compliment the shot above, depicting the Little Lamb Who Made Us All as he appears in Nicholas Ray’s KING OF KINGS.
My suggestions —
“He has his father’s eyes.” ~ ROSEMARY’S BABY.
“Don’t look at his eyes!” ~ THE DEVIL RIDES OUT.
“Let Jesus fuck you!” ~ THE EXORCIST.
You might surmise from the above that I have it in for Christ, but this is not so. A little good-natured joshing. While rejecting his claim to divinity (or the claims made for him) I don’t have anything against his parables and precepts. In the manner of Ralph Richardson (as in all things), I fill my glass with gin, raise it, and say ~
“To Jesus Christ! What an extraordinarily nice fellow!”
And drink it all down at once.