Feel simultaneously happy for 87-year-old icon Christopher Lee on his just-announced knighthood, and also a bit sorry for him on account of all the tabloid headlines, which I suspect he’ll find a bit tiresome and demeaning: ARISE, SIR DRACULA and KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and so on. They’re not even that clever or imaginative. Can we do better?
HONOUR OF DRACULA
ORDER OF THE BRITISH VAMPIRE
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GONG
THE TERROR OF THE GONGS
DR TERROR’S LIST OF HONOURS
NOTHING BUT THE KNIGHT
Hmm, I’m not too proud of any of those. Your thoughts?
