Shark treatment.

December 16, 2007

Jaws - The Revenge of the Nerd.

More Spielberg-baiting!

A friend of mine worked on a big “Making of” documentary about 70s fish-based megahit JAWS. I won’t repeat what he told me about how Spielberg supposedly lost his virginity because I can’t afford a lawyer, but he was very interesting about the shark itself.

You all know the story: the mechanical shark built for the film malfunctioned constantly. “I was forced into making those creative choices, because I didn’t have a shark to use.”

Well, as my contact says, “We were told, by more than one person, that the mechanical shark worked fine. I mean, it looked like what it was, a fake shark, but it did everything it was supposed to do. The reason for the delays was that some high-up production personnel had acquired girlfriends on location and were in no hurry to return home.”

I just wanted to get that out there, true of not, in memory of the poor chap who built Bruce the Shark, (he also did the giant squid in Disney’s TWENTY THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA) who’s had decades of people thinking his shark didn’t go. Doesn’t seem fair.


Debbie Does Xanadu.

December 10, 2007

 F For F*ck.

This may or not be news to you people, but I am able to say that Orson Welles helped edit a hardcore porno film in the seventies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194635/

Purely, I gather, as a pseudonymous favour for his great ally, the late lamented Gary Graver, whom Welles needed to shoot material for his still-eagerly-awaited THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND. Welles cut the porno while Graver gathered footage for TOSOTW.

According to the IMDB reviewer, this Graver movie is actually pretty good. Although whether we can rely on the opinions of a person calling themself babycarrot67is questionable. Be that as it may, the flick stars Georgina Spelvin, who took her name from a traditional Broadway pseudonym, the theatrical equivalent of Hollywood’s “Alan Smithee”. G.S. got her start doing the catering on THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES and took over the lead role when the star had to drop out — a very traditional showbiz story rags-to-riches story, that!

Anyhow, I don’t want this to get bandied about as another bogus tale of Welles’s “fall from greatness” of the kind mostly Hollywood-type writers are so fond of, since their own lack of artistic ambition is justified if they can point at Welles and say he was a failure. I’m just tickled by the odd conjunction of the CITIZEN KANE auteur and the world of onscreen penetration, and it’s one more – admittedly puerile – reason for us to rush out and buy Joseph McBride’s Whatever Happened to Orson Welles?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0813124107/ref=ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE

Thanks to ”Lucan” for the top-notch goss.


Now THAT’S shadowplay!

December 10, 2007

Brilliant scene from “Barnyard” Bertolucci’s THE CONFORMIST.

The Professor Quadri character in this scene is given Jean-Luc Godard’s home phone number, a sign that Bertolucci was ready to “kill” his hero, JLG. The professor’s murder perhaps also echoes Pasolini’s death, and Pasolini was Bert’s other cinematic mentor. This is the film where Bertolucci conclusively stepped out from their shadows.*

Jonathan “J-Ro” Rosenbaum once wrote, superbly, that Fritz Lang’s THE INDIAN TOMB contains “the only cave in movies that’s worthy of Plato’s,” but Bertolucci and Storaro here evoke that same cave beautifully, in a professor’s study in 1930s Paris…

*As David Ehrenstein points out, very politely, in the comments below, I am talkng insane bollocks here, since at the time of IL CONFORMISTA’s production, Pier Paolo Pasolini was still VERY MUCH ALIVE. So Bertolucci’s film is one of a select few that Predicts The Future.


“One sin atones for another.”

December 9, 2007

Coppola owns the clapperboard, you know.

I think film in general expresses “film.” – Bernardo Bertolucci.

Stefania Sandrelli and her dimpled chin have been on my mind since revisiting Bertolucci’s The Conformist (1970) last week. Cliche alert — this is one of those films that reveals more on each viewing. As a teenager, a lot of it seemed impossibly obscure, even the basic structure. I was seduced by the surface, though, and it worked the way dazzling formal qualities presumably SHOULD work, making me investigate the film again and again, probing its shadows.

Now the story is mostly clear in my head I am even more dazzled than before by its mysterious heart: the way Clerici (Jean-Louis Trintignant, striking melodramatic poses like that great guy watering his lawn at the start of BLUE VELVET, and grinning coldly at private jokes) seeks to atone for a youthful “murder” by assassinating a left-wing professor in Paris. I always understood his drive for conformity (the title is a big help to dopes like me), the need to belong to the fascist movement in order not to feel different and vulnerable (I must have seen Woody Allen’s ZELIG around the time I first saw this, and it has a similar theme tackled in a rather different way) but the weird logic by which Clerici feels he can wipe away his guilt with a second murder was kind of lost on me. But Bertolucci was into psychoanalysis at this time, and in adapting Moravia’s novel he was keen to move it from a meditation on fate to a psychological study of character-as-destiny.

We don't get many posters like this nowadays.

As I type this, it’s evening and very blue outside, broken only by yellowy lit windows, and I’m reminded of the Paris-at-dusk scenes in this film, shot by Vittorio Storaro (my Edinburgh evening is more of a slate-blue of the kind you find in late Melville, though). The shopping trip is particularly good in this film, though we never go inside the shops. Bertolucci is such a sensualist, he can’t help but celebrate the romance of being in Paris, on honeymoon, and spending your new husband’s money, even though it’s not in keeping with the film’s communist sympathies.

It’s all very Christmassy.

The director’s sensuality is radiantly displayed in his filming of the two leading ladies. Having grooved to Dominique Sanda’s radical lesbian chic as a teenager, this time I had more of an eye on Sandrelli, whose character really is a foul nitwit, but who gets plenty of ravishing moments, like her first appearance in a zig-zagged dress in a zig-zagged room (venetian blind striped shadows, some of them inexplicably moving down the walls as if cast by a time-lapse sunset), or her love-making with Trintignant in front of rear-projected scenery that changes from daylight to sunset to night in the course of moments.

Hot Ziggety.

Actually, and I had to keep my eye on the plot structure to confirm this, her very first appearance is in bed with Clerici/Trintignant, her backside exposed as he lifts his hat from it. At first we may think it’s a boy in bed with JLT, and the ambiguity is probably deliberate, although when she moans in her sleep, a second later, doubt is dispelled.

Et tu, Clerici?

Two minor problems always strike me with the ending: most of the narrative is enclosed by the framing sequences of Clerici and the thuggish Manganiello driving through the dawn light to attempt, without any clear plan, to save Sanda from the assassins lying in wait for her husband. When the flashbacks reach an end and this sequence pays off with the Julius Caesar-style attack on the Professor, the narrative should be at an end: structure demands it. But the leap forward to the fall of Mussolini, while essential to the story, feels structurally disconnected, both due to the time-jump and because it’s not framed by those driving sequences. It’s too long for a coda, too free-standing for a climax.

The final shots also seemed to lack the resonance of Bertolucci’s best endings. The wildly allegorical, surreal finishes of THE SPIDER’S STRATAGEM, NOVOCENTO, and THE LAST EMPEROR are not matched by the low-key fade-out here. I can never remember what happens after the stunning scene where Pierre Clementi turns up, and seeing it again I got no definite resonance from the conclusion. In an interview with Cineaste magazine, Bertolucci says, ‘He understands, he achieves prendere coscienza,’ but to me he’s the same damn bastard at the end as at the start, although his elaborately constructed fascist persona has crumbled.

That's not what *I* call prendere coscienza.

But let’s be clear, these are quibbles. The film is a stunning manifestation of style (drawn from surrealism, Welles, Sternberg, Fellini, maybe even Tati’s PLAYTIME) married to complex subject matter in a way that’s far from straightforwardly illustrative. If we have to struggle to make sense of it all, it’s a struggle that’s never less than enjoyable, like wrestling a monkey for ice cream.

This is a film crammed with fun stuff, perhaps perversely so, given its dark subject matter. One terrific moment that had slipped my mind is when the two couples are sat at a table in the beautiful dance hall (ALL Bertolucci films had to have dances at this time), and Sandrelli remarks that she’s reminded of dining on the train. At which point the camera crabs off along the line of tables, making them seem like a departing locomotive, a sheer flight of fantasy arrested by our arrival at the brooding Manganiello’s table, the imaginary journey halted by the shot’s abrupt transition from poetry to prose.

Mean, moody and magnificent.


Les Filles de Feu

December 5, 2007

“Scènes de la vie parallèle…” 

My last couple of entries were pretty silly, maybe because I just saw Jacques Rivette’s DUELLE (UNE QUARANTAINE) and my brain fell off. There’s no way I’m going to formulate any coherent thoughts about this film for some time, and coherent thoughts probably couldn’t do justice to it anyway, so here are some INCOHERENT ones:

The goddesses of the sun and moon compete to obtain The Fairy Godmother, a magic gem, in modern Paris.

deux/elles

The music is provided by a pianist improvising along with the action. That may be how Neil Young scored DEAD MAN, but he wasn’t visible IN the film, doing it. Here, Jean Wiener the old chap at the ivories, is clearly visible in the background of shots, tinkling away in bars, dance halls and hotel rooms. I was hoping he’d turn up in the aquarium too, but I guess that was ruled too obviously weird.

Lots of creaking in this film! As the dolly trundles over wooden floors, a cacophony of straining wood announces its presence. Since the film has a very live soundtrack, there was obviously no way to eliminate these extraneous sounds, so they kind of make a mild virtue of them. The camera movements, couples with the moves of the actors, are extremely elegant and elaborate, and the symphony of sounds that accompany them all can be seen as atmosphere.

duelle to the death

Awesome costumes all round. The romance of 1976, with added ‘thirties vibe, plus MASSIVE sunglasses; veils; many hats; a silver-tipped cane and a magic gemstone activated by drops of blood…

Jean Babilée is an amazing physical presence, not just when he does his acrobatic feats, but just in his general movements, which are all like dance, even when maybe he’s just moving around so you can’t see how short he is next to the women.

“I love the artist’s use of the colour blue,” – Ryan O’Neal in BARRY LYNDON.

Jean Wiener’s daughter, Elizabeth, turns up briefly. I only know her from Clouzot’s pop-art psychodrama LA PRISONIERRE, which deserves to be more widely seen. A gripping tale of kinky sexual shenanigans among the kinetic art set.

Both DUELLE and LA PRISONIERRE are available only from France, without English subtitles. Being linguistically handicapped, I experienced both films thanks to live translation from the multilingual Mr. David Wingrove, who acted as what the Japanese might call a Benshi, or film describer. He was constantly wondering if DUELLE’s dialogue seemed incoherent because of the wine he’d drunk, or because it really did make very little conventional sense. By the end he was assured of the latter.

DW didn’t have time to translate the accompanying mini-documentary, but I noticed they showed a DUELLE poster in between images from GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES and MULHOLLAND DRIVE, which seemed almost right…


GUM

December 2, 2007

 

Spoiler alert:

At the end of LAST TANGO IN PARIS, Marlon Brando expires on a balcony, just like Toshiro Mifune at the end of DRUNKEN ANGEL (two spoilers per sentence!) Before life departs his frame, Brando rather suavely takes the gum from his mouth and affixes it to the underside of the metal railing.

Two Bertolucci films later, in LA LUNA, the mighty Fred Gwynne (how much nicer film history would be if HE had played all Brando’s roles!) Stands likewise on a balcony and finds Brando’s gum. “Damn kids,” he mutters.

It’s maybe the only cute thing in either film, and I like to picture this gum stretching from Paris to New York, from 1972 to 1979, from Marlon Brando.

Gratuitous spoiler: Fred tells his wife he’s had a strange, disquieting dream, but shrugs it off and says he’ll tell her later. Then he leaves the house and drops dead at the wheel of his car. Pretty cool.

Footnote: I once spellchecked Bertolucci’s name on a very old computer and it suggested BARNYARD BERTOLUCCI. I like this name and I always think of it.

Footfootnote: Making THE LAST EMPEROR, Peter O’Toole always called him BERT.

Marlon Brando as Sheriff Calder in THE CHASE


The Other Place

December 2, 2007

Check out the amazing www.jacques-rivette.com, one of the best websites about any particular director. And particularly check out Jacques Rivette and the Other Place by B. Kite, which is available in the Essays and Criticism section there.

You can read the piece here too:

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/rivette/OK/otherplace.html

Mr. Kite is a great inspiration to me as a writer and as a reader and critic of my stuff. This piece is just stuffed with ideas and observations, many of them as eccentrically brilliant as the filmmaker profiled.