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The Deluxe Treatment

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 13, 2013 by dcairns

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My favourite bit in EASY LIVING is probably the guided tour of the opulent suite at the Hotel Louis. A bewildered Jean Arthur is shown around by Louis Louis himself (Luis Alberni). The sequence seems to exemplify screenwriter Preston Sturges’s concerns — sudden reversals of fortune, the fickle finger of fate, the absurdity of the lives of the rich, funny foreigners, linguistic play — and those of director Mitchell Leisen — most of the above, plus lavish sets. There’s a lot more to Leisen than that, of course — one might mention his love of all different modes of camp, his fondness for Mexicana, Freudian motifs, and romanticism. In a way, this scene shows how for years critics have tended to regard the deep stuff in Leisen’s films as entirely the work of the writer, while regarding his own contribution as window dressing. Yet the visual choices of a filmmaker are not secondary to the thematic ones. And Sturges couldn’t have staged this scene as well as Leisen, because Sturges’s visual style favoured vulgarity and boisterousness over elegance. If Leisen had made THE PALM BEACH STORY, it wouldn’t have been as funny but Claudette Colbert would have had better frocks. The Hotel Louis IS vulgar, but it’s also beautiful.

The scene could have been written for Leisen, since it’s suck a design showcase. At the same time, Louis’s garbled descriptions of the suite’s features provide a ludicrous counterpoint — I particularly like his cockeyed neologism “gymnasalum,” which suggests some kind of workout regime for the nostrils — perhaps Kenneth Williams had such a facility in his flat (we’ll never know because he banned visitors).

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The gymnasalum features a hobby-horse, leading to a surprise bit of slapstick. It’s not surprising that Louis should attempt a demonstration, but it is a surprise that Luis Alberni should prove to have such very short legs. They’re like thumbs. Since most of the film is shot in that forties mid-shot standard, the sudden appearance of the micro-limbs is startling, and we suddenly see that Alberni’s tailoring makes him virtually a circus clown, with the costume exaggerating rather than concealing his physical oddities. And, mounted on the horse, his movements acquire a herky-jerky peculiarity perfectly in tune with his dialogue.

The most fabulous thing is the bathroom, with its “plunge” (see top) — it’s bigger than it looks, as we see later when both Jean Arthur and Ray Milland get in together. And, in operation, it looks like it might be annoying rather than invigorating — little streams of water spouting from all directions. Like Dolby Atmos only wet. But I like to believe the plunge is as wonderful as it looks, and to hell with such practical considerations. When I’m a billionaire, I’ll order four.

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The only bum note here is one I’ve got only myself to blame for. When I wrote for a Channel 4 “education” show called The KNTV Show, I borrowed Louis Louis’s habit of randomly pluralizing singular words, and gave it to the Eastern European characters on the show. And then a set of commercials featuring a CGI meerkat stole this idea from me — otherwise, how to explain that the meerkat has an Eastern European accent? I don’t like most commercials, and I certainly don’t like the idea of some rich advertising jerk-off making money off an idea he stole from me, even if I stole it from Preston Sturges in the first place. Probably the meerkat isn’t as annoying as KNTV was. But I’d prefer, on the whole, not to think of either.

Meanwhile: I score co-authorship on a limerick. And a movie Fiona and I wrote seems to be tumbling erratically towards production. Remain skeptical, but we’ll see…

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In Black and White

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , , , on May 10, 2013 by dcairns

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I have an article in this month’s Sight & Sound.

London’s Fashion in Film Festival are showing a series of Marcel L’Herbier films at various venues around the capital, and the BFI organ asked me to write a short piece to accompany some snazzy photographs in their collection. It was a pleasure to do so!

My only regrets are that they didn’t go with my proposed title, L’Herbier Goes Bananas, and that there’s too much space devoted to my blathering and not enough to the sensational images.

This is a very Edinburgh edition of S&S, with articles by former EIFF directors Mark Cousins and Hannah McGill. Also: Neil Jordan interview, GATSBY retrospective, and lots on Assayas.

Other news: more octopoid limericks at LimerWrecks, including this one by me, revisiting our old friend, Steve the Octopus from CITIZEN KANE.

Shenanigans

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , on May 1, 2013 by dcairns

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Chapter 3 of THE TRAIL OF THE OCTOPUS!

In honour of this serial, it’s tentacle week this week at Limerwrecks: eight limbs, but numerous lims! Check it.

Last we saw, Carter Holmes and Miss Stanhope were about to be smithereened by high explosives on the sinisterly-named Seal Island. We’re told that the cave has been charged with enough explosives to blow up the whole island, which seems odd as the evil rug merchant responsible is on the island at the time.

Of course, Duke Worne’s budget doesn’t run to blowing up whole land masses, so we’re offered one of the least satisfying pay-offs to any cliffhanger — a passing Tunisian snips the wire and the bomb doesn’t detonate.

As a kid watching serials I always had a healthy respect for cliffhangers that ended with gigantic cheats — the kind where the catastrophe presented at the end of Chapter Eleven would be reprised at the start of Chapter Twelve, but re-edited. Lantern-jawed Trunk Hugelet is wrestling with the controls of the runaway train, but it crashes off a cliff and bursts into flames — only when the story is continued, he throws himself clear, rolls in the dust, hails a passing jalopy, drives to the nearest town, hops on a barque and sails to the South China Seas, passes through customs and checks into a comfortable hotel. And THEN the train crashes off the cliff and bursts into flames. I knew I was witnessing the manipulative power of editing.

Anyhow, the serial team attempt to make up for their lame non-explosive dynamite by quickly arranging an exciting motorboat chase, of a standard that wouldn’t disgrace an early James Bond film. In fact, since there’s no rear projection in this one, it’s actually better than a Sean Connery. The upshot of it is that Ruth Stanhope is abducted and our criminologist hero has to be fished from the drink by the Tunisian.

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Believing our hero dead, the rug merchant returns to his base in 33 Folsom Street, and Carter raids it with the police. There’s a massed punch up between cult members and cops, and the masked Monsieur X carries Ruth off through the secret exit.

Weird moment — apart from the staring eyes that keep appearing everywhere, we get another glimpse of supernatural influence. As Monsieur X hurries through subterranean passageways, a translucent vision of the dead Professor Stanhope walks past, or possibly through him. He doesn’t notice, and Ruth is unconscious, so there’s nobody to confirm to us in the audience the nonsensical and unexplainable thing we just saw really happened. I’m reminded of the gangs of rampaging non sequitur characters who stream through Ralph Bakshi’s COOL WORLD, superimposed footage obviously intended for deleted scenes, who make that film the druggy, confusing and often irksome experience it is.

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Then Carter gets a mysterious phone call from the dead professor. Then Ruth turns up, unharmed, at home. And then another cliffhanger!

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