Archive for James Coburn

Sleepless nights

Posted in FILM with tags , , , , , , on February 25, 2011 by dcairns

“You’d think that he’d spend his time worrying about China… or Russia… [Shakes head] Hasn’t slept in eight nights, worrying about Libya.”

That line from THE PRESIDENT’S ANALYST has always stuck out for me — a slightly smug joke about a no-account country which would become irretrievably dated within two years of the film’s release when Gadaffi seized power.

What’s happening in the middle east is pretty interesting, no? It’s like Europe in 1848. The history of democracy being achieved via revolution is not an encouraging one, but the whole political situ in the countries in question is so wretched that it does feel like any change is potentially positive.

Of course, I love THE PRESIDENT’S ANALYST — writer-director Theodore J Flicker (he of the great name) announced his intention as “I want to make the most realistic film ever.”

“He failed!” observes Fiona, regarding his swinging sixties spy comedy.

“And yet… succeeded,” I say, wisely.

I’m a big James Coburn fan, which helps. I’m honestly unsure how good an actor he was, but he was certainly an insuperable James Coburn. A charismatic, versatile James Coburn. The actor came up during my first face-to-face meeting with the Self-Styled Siren. I forget the film under discussion, but she said, “That film made very good use of his James Coburn-ness.”

“– which was his principle quality as an actor,” I added, wisely.

Godardian flat colour-slabs from Mr. Pogostin.

Regular Shadowplayer Chris Schneider recommended HARD TARGET last year, and it’s taken me months to get around to seeing it. This movie, from writer-director S. Lee Pogostin (he of the great name) pairs Coburn with Lee Remick, and throws in Lilli Palmer, Patrick Magee, Sterling Hayden and Burgess Meredith.

The plot: Coburn is a suave hitman who is also the world’s greatest lover, but he doesn’t know it because he only sleeps with prostitutes (cue naked Karen Black), but then he sleeps with millionairess Remick by mistake, after she pretends to be a pro for a lark, and he cures her of her lifelong frigidity — as a result, she becomes obsessed with him and arranges to have him followed, exposing his murderous profession, with potentially fatal consequences –

Yes, that actually is what it’s about. No kidding.

Are all hitmen commitment-phobic? They seem to be in movies. An existential thing, I guess. Pogostin serves up some good discussions, often taking the place of actual dramatic scenes, but his talk is enjoyable. A discussion in front of Goya’s The Executions of May 3, 1808 gives Meredith, as Coburn’s — what? agent, I guess — with his face like a witch’s elbow, the opportunity to cackle and glint seedily. When Palmer asks the moral relativist if he’s saying that murder isn’t immoral, he demurs. “Of course it’s immoral. I mean, to murder for profit like that, it’s immoral. It’s just that, in these times, it’s not that immoral.”

“Are you trying to say that it’s NOT WRONG?”

“Hoho, definitely not! That would be insane at worst; it would be philosophically adolescent at best. Not, it is wrong, I’m simply saying… that in our time… It’s not that wrong,” he says, wisely.

Pogostin, and Coburn’s character, have to find a solution to their dilemma — seeking redemption and the ability to walk away from murder in a genre which demands violent resolution. They fail… and yet succeed.

Dublin in a rainstorm

Posted in FILM with tags , , , on September 13, 2010 by dcairns

James Coburn in DUCK, YOU SUCKER!

Will you accept this as proof I was in Dublin?

D Cairns in Toner’s Pub.

Regular Shadowplayer Paul Duane tells me he knows one of the extras playing British soldiers shot down by Coburn in this scene. Nervous about his screen debut, he’d fortified himself with strong drink beforehand, so that when the squibs went off and spurted “Kensington gore” from his uniform, and he doubled up to begin his death-collapse, he inadvertently threw up on his way to the ground.

Leone loved it. “We do one more take.”

I guess they used the retake in the end.

Thanks to Paul Duane for the camerawork and pint.

The Shadowplay Impossible Film Quiz: February Edition

Posted in FILM with tags , , , on February 1, 2010 by dcairns

A typically enthusiastic reaction.

Round (1) The dreaded Quotations Round.

a) “Well, he didn’t have anything to spend it on, did he? Stuck out in Greece. Lowest standard of living in Europe.”

b) “Fucking bollocks.”

c) “Come back here, Sidney, I wanna chastise you!”

d) “You are determined to get me in the salade.”

Round (2) Lowest Common Denomonators. What do the following have in common?

a) Colin Farrell; James  Coburn; José Luis López Vásquez.

b) Ken Russell; John Boorman; Janet Gaynor.

c) Andy Serkis; Slim Pickens; Haruo Nakajima.

d) Roman Polanski; Kim Novak; Wile E Coyote.

Round (3) Images round. Identify the following films ~

There’s a whopping connection between all four which should help. Name the connection.

Round (4) What connects the following directors?

a) Jules Dassin; Roy Boulting; Serge Gainsbourg.

b) Claudio Guerín; Juzo Itami; Humphrey Jennings.

c) Ronald Neame; Jack Clayton; Guiseppe Patroni Griffi; Michael Lindsay-Hogg.

d) Francois Truffaut; William Wyler; Luis Bunuel.

Round (5) Who did what to whom?

a) Who has sex while wearing a full suit of armour?

b) Who achieved satisfaction hanging on hooks over a bleached corpse?

c) Name any two actors who have played zero gravity sex scenes.

d) “I can’t fuck a gorilla!” complained Steve Martin in 1983′s THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, But who could, and did, yield to the loveplay of an ape three years later?

Round (6) Dwarfs round. Name the missing small person.

a) Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful and – ?

b) Randall, Wally, Fidget, Ogg, Strutter and – ?

c) Screwball and – ?

d) Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur oh the hell with this.

Round (7) Missing limbs round. In which film does ~

a) Arthur Lowe’s severed head end appear mounted on a milk bottle?

b) Robert Alda’s hand play the piano, unaccompanied?

c) Herbert Lom’s thumb go to the guillotine?

d) Ed Begley Jnr’s arm pop out of a panther?

Round (8) Music round.

a) Why should we expect to meet Montgomery Clift and David McCallum in ALIEN?

b) Why should we expect to meet William Shatner in TITANIC? Asides from the fact that he would improve it immeasurably?

c) Why should we expect to meet Yves Montand in 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY?

d) Why should we expect Tim Matheson to meet a cartoon wolf in NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE?

This man is not a clue.

Round (9) Before they were famous. Who were ~

a) Diana Fluck?

b) Herbert Charles Angelo Kuchacevich ze Schluderpacheru?

c) Barbara Seagull?

d) Angela Dorian?

Round (10) The halt and the lame.

a) What would, late in life, disqualify Mitchell Leisen and Maurice Tourneur for the role of Tarzan?

b) What connects Orson Welles directing his first film with John Huston directing his last?

c) What connects Terry Gilliam casting his dream girl in BRAZIL with Josef Von Sternberg directing THE SHANGHAI GESTURE (according to them, anyway)?

(d) What did Michelangelo Antonioni and Nagisa Oshima both have to struggle with?

Bonus question: What connects Buster Keaton and Lee Van Cleef?

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