Pets Win Prizes
Naturally, my first posting published from Hollywood concerns… Scotland.
The BAFTA Scotland awards are doled out in November — so this is a shameless “For Your Consideration” type notice plugging my friends Morag and Colin’s DONKEYS, the best Scottish feature film I’ve seen in recent years. Of course I’m biassed, and I haven’t seen NEDS or PERFECT SENSE, so my word isn’t of much value here — I just wanted to remind anybody who has seen the films and who’s planning in voting — DONKEYS is REALLY GOOD, remember?
Remember how you laughed, were moved, laughed and were moved at the same time, resulting in a strange holographic emotion that doesn’t have a name? Remember how Morag drew sensitive, convincing and funny performances from her actors, including James Cosmo and Brian Pettifer, both of whom are BAFTA nominated? Remember how Morag’s acute eye for humorous detail made a surreal wonderland of Glasgow? She’s nominated as best director. And remember how Colin’s BAFTA-nominated script interwove tangentially related characters into a tight, compact tragi-comedy?
James Cosmo is a Scottish legend, an incredible figure for whom the word “rugged” was invented and then discarded as pitifully inadequate. His long career encompasses the cult horror DOOMWATCH, plus HIGHLANDER, BRAVEHEART and TRAINSPOTTING. In other words, he’s the man they call on when they want a Scottish film or a pseudo-Scottish film to have a bit of integrity. And in DONKEYS he gives a career-best performance of previously unseen vulnerability and comic skill.
Brian Pettifer’s been a fixture in British cinema for even longer. He’s in all three of Lindsay Anderson’s Mick Travis films, IF…, O LUCY MAN! and BRITANNIA HOSPITAL, as well as AMADEUS and THE HOUSE OF MIRTH. Often cast for his distinctive features, here he has the meaty role of a lifetime as the Laurel to Cosmo’s Hardy, one-half of a co-dependent double act of tragic no-hopers.
A conclusive set of wins for the film and filmmakers would send a nice message, I feel, about the kind of Scottish cinema we want to see.
Speaking of which, saw WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN just before leaving, but notes on that’ll have to wait until I come back.

October 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm
At first glance I thought it was that other Scotsman. You know the one I’m talking about. Brian Cox.
October 25, 2011 at 4:50 pm
And confusingly, there are now two Brian Coxes, the actor and an English astrophysicist (and former pop musician) who presents TV science for the BBC.
I wish somebody would get Brian Cox The Actor back to Scotland for a really good movie with a really good starring role. He’d be totally up for it.
October 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I love Brian Cox the actor, enjoyed his gifts in practically everything I’ve seen him in from Rushmore to Zodiac to Deadwood. In my book he can do no wrong.
October 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm
While you’re there in H’wood maybe you can coax Cox back for a visit to his homeland, or find someone who can.
October 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm
I particularly enjoy his very funny double take, reacting to the chanting apes in ROTPOTA. Suave.
October 25, 2011 at 8:33 pm
> Remember how you laughed, were
> moved, laughed and were moved
> at the same time
I have this picture of you, David, as an evil psychiatrist — Jose Ferrer in WHIRLPOOL? — instilling false memories. You’re a crafty one!
Which has nothing to do, of course, with the genuine virtues of the filmmakers involved …
October 25, 2011 at 10:47 pm
I loved Donkeys when I saw it at EIFF it well deserves a BAFTA .. wish I could vote
October 26, 2011 at 2:05 am
This is the secret of awards success — mesmerism! When they say “For your consideration” they mean “You are feeling sleepy…”
Cox comes back to Scotland to do TV and plays and stuff all the time, but nobody’s come up with a suitable movie project for him lately.
October 26, 2011 at 5:09 am
My friend Kevin tells me that Rise of the Planet of the Apes is still showing at the bargain theatres around town, we may end up seeing it this Friday. I had noticed that BC was one of the cast. If we do end up seeing it, I’ll be looking for the double-take Fiona.
October 26, 2011 at 7:20 am
Donkeys – Ah but you CAN vote for us, sorry, them (I’m pretending not to be the writer in the interests of impartiality). One of the awards is the Cineworld Audience Award – open till 31st October. So feel free to add your click –
http://www.bafta.org/scotland/awards/2011-cineworld-audience-award,2136,BA.html
The film is screening in Cineworlds across Scotland till tomorrow (27th).
October 26, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Go! See the film! Vote for it! Or else just vote for it! But maybe see it anyway, that way you’ll get something out of the whole deal too.
October 26, 2011 at 4:32 pm
ooh thanks for the info colin will pass info around!
October 26, 2011 at 4:48 pm
I remember putting this on my “want to see” list when you first wrote about it, and I’m wondering if there’s any information at all about screenings/release in the US, since otherwise I’m at something of a loss.
October 26, 2011 at 11:17 pm
I haven’t heard much about US screenings, although I think there have been some festival appearances. The movie generally hasn’t been widely released ANYWHERE, alas.
October 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Time to keep the eyes peeled. I was wondering if it would pop up at Boston’s Independent Film Festival last April/May but no such luck. There’s an Irish Film Festival here every year, too, though the pickings are very, very slim some years: maybe a pan-Celtic festival would keep the standard higher, although it would also probably create all manner of cultural cringing.
October 27, 2011 at 10:47 pm
My problem with the Scottish BAFTAs (apart from their failure to shower gold upon me) is that they’re forced to have it every two years because we just don’t make enough stuff, let alone good stuff. Joining forces with Wales and Ireland would make sense, and promote a healthy competition, instead of just idle back-clapping.
But my attitude to awards remains the same: winning them is nice. So best of luck to Donkeys, which I reckon deserves some long-awaited recognition. I don’t want to be writing about it in ten years for The Forgotten, I want it celebrated NOW.
October 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm
And don’t forget that Brian Cox (the astrophysicist) was the consultant on Danny Boyle’s Sunshine and provided a commentary track on that film, muddying the waters even more!
(I had wondered what the guy who played Hannibal Lecktor was doing talking over a space movie he was not acting in, since it was a little before the other Cox became the BBC scientist du jour!)