Law of the Ladies
Thanks to Fiona for finding a book with a title that nearly pushes Clint Eastwood: Sexual Cowboy from the official Top Spot (a good book title should lodge in the reader’s mind and immediately make them want to take a bath).
I give you Jude Law: A Man For All Ladies by “McVicar” (the ’70s stick-up artist?). This has everything a title could possibly need, with the possible exceptions of taste, charm and attraction. I particularly like the evocation of a play and film with which Law has no obvious connection, and which has nothing to do with the title’s overall premise, which is presumably that Law has some kind of irresistible appeal to the fairer sex (Fiona prefers Peter Lorre).
I will say this for Law — he makes a very good robot.