Why Not Try These Pointless Double Bills…?

IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY / NEVER ON SUNDAY
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE / THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE
SE7EN / “10″
CRASH / PHFFFT

FIELD OF DREAMS / HOUSE OF WAX
THE DAMNED / THE CURE
IS PARIS BURNING? / ARE YOU BEING SERVED?
THE CORN IS GREEN / THE GRASS IS GREENER
THE DEVIL, PROBABLY / JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
THE GREAT DICTATOR / THE BAD LIEUTENANT

CATCH 22 / BUFFALO 66
CUBE / SPHERE
THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN / THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES
A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS / A HANDFUL OF DUST
THE DAY OF THE LOCUST / THE NIGHT OF THE IGUANA
KILLING ZOE / BOXING HELENA
OUT OF THE PAST / BACK TO THE FUTURE
GOOD WILL HUNTING / BAD BOY BUBBY
ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS / THE HILLS HAVE EYES
A GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED MAN / HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE
THE PAPER / SCISSORS
ALLIGATOR / ELEPHANT

BONJOUR TRISTESSE / AU REVOIR LES ENFANTS
NAKED LUNCH / WE’RE NOT DRESSING
HOW GREEN IS MY VALLEY / HOW TASTY WAS MY LITTLE FRENCHMAN

SNAKES ON A PLANE / GIRL ON A MOTORCYCLE
SWEET CHARITY / BITTER VICTORY
HEARTBREAK RIDGE / MYRA BRECKINRIDGE

1984 / 1941
FROM SOUP TO NUTS / SECONDS
ULYSSES’ GAZE / ULZANA’S RAID
THEY WERE EXPENDABLE / I AM A CAMERA
GODZILLA VERSUS THE SMOG MONSTER / KRAMER VERSUS KRAMER
January 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm
The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! / Inside Daisy Clover
January 3, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Ooh, that’s RUDE!
You must know the story about Noel Coward seeing a poster for Dirk Bogarde and Michael Redgrave in THE SEA SHALL NOT HAVE THEM, and remarking, “I don’t see why not, everyone else has.”