Why Not Try These Pointless Double Bills…?

 Yes, YOU.

IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY / NEVER ON SUNDAY

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE / THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE

SE7EN / “10″

CRASH / PHFFFT

Pah!

FIELD OF DREAMS / HOUSE OF WAX

THE DAMNED / THE CURE

IS PARIS BURNING? / ARE YOU BEING SERVED?

THE CORN IS GREEN / THE GRASS IS GREENER

THE DEVIL, PROBABLY / JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY

THE GREAT DICTATOR / THE BAD LIEUTENANT

dog tags

CATCH 22 / BUFFALO 66

CUBE / SPHERE

THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN / THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS / A HANDFUL OF DUST

I like

THE DAY OF THE LOCUST / THE NIGHT OF THE IGUANA

KILLING ZOE / BOXING HELENA

OUT OF THE PAST / BACK TO THE FUTURE

GOOD WILL HUNTING / BAD BOY BUBBY

ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS / THE HILLS HAVE EYES

A GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED MAN / HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE

THE PAPER / SCISSORS

ALLIGATOR / ELEPHANT

Ottotastic.

BONJOUR TRISTESSE / AU REVOIR LES ENFANTS

NAKED LUNCH / WE’RE NOT DRESSING

HOW GREEN IS MY VALLEY / HOW TASTY WAS MY LITTLE FRENCHMAN

Naked Under Leather.

SNAKES ON A PLANE / GIRL ON A MOTORCYCLE

SWEET CHARITY / BITTER VICTORY

HEARTBREAK RIDGE / MYRA BRECKINRIDGE

Plane crazy.

1984 / 1941

FROM SOUP TO NUTS / SECONDS

ULYSSES’ GAZE / ULZANA’S RAID

THEY WERE EXPENDABLE / I AM A CAMERA

GODZILLA VERSUS THE SMOG MONSTER / KRAMER VERSUS KRAMER

2 Responses to “Why Not Try These Pointless Double Bills…?”

  1. David Ehrenstein Says:

    The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! / Inside Daisy Clover

  2. dcairns Says:

    Ooh, that’s RUDE!

    You must know the story about Noel Coward seeing a poster for Dirk Bogarde and Michael Redgrave in THE SEA SHALL NOT HAVE THEM, and remarking, “I don’t see why not, everyone else has.”

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